| FOX NEWS & The KKK |
| 2008-03-25 |
I guess there’s something for everyone these days. There are bars for people who like certain types of people, there are sports for people that like certain types of sorta sports and now there’s cable news channels for people who like certain types of kinda news. I read that in America if there’s a need for something, no matter how lame or disgusting it will be served. How else do you explain things like Hooters, golf and FOX NEWS? The boob and hot wing dives need no explanation and ok maybe a couple of unemployed dudes do actually own a set of hand me down clubs and play a couple times a year but for the most part it’s a sport for people who have jobs, good jobs but back to these wannabe news fakes, man they’ve really been bugging me more than usual lately. Everyone on earth these days, even those with one of those satellite thingy’s in places where there is no one but them and some camel know about this white power channel owned by that Murdoch guy. I know somebody may say hey, they have a few black people on, how can they be a real white power channel? I say c’mon, just cuz they hire a few temp props of color it doesn’t mean they’re keeping it real! The black people they put on all look and say the same stuff off the script they’re given by the Labor Ready place that sent them over there to play the part of happy African Americans. Everybody knows these black people say they love Bush, hate taxes and smile a lot cuz they want to be picked again by Labor Ready. I’m thinking they probably have a hard time sleeping at night but they do what they gotta do cuz how many other tv networks are going to pay them cash money to say bad things about Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and now Obama? I mean it’s easy work and they don’t have to worry about any of their friends or family seeing them on that channel so what’s the big deal? I heard that speech from Obama and when he said that a few of those right wing gas bag talk show hosts have made their career’s on playing whites against blacks it seemed sorta right on. I mean where would that chubby little ex frat boy Sean Hannity be without this scam? I know Limbaugh was first in line but these days his boy seems to be doing a pretty good job of wearing the king size sheet worn by so many other fat ass haters over the years. I don’t know exactly if he’s like a real imperial lizard or something but a butt load of those noose carrying white dudes really, really like him. When I’ve watched that Hannity & Colmes show the last couple weeks it’s gotten beyond just the usual racist crap to being flat out scary. Like those triple K guys need much to get all liquored up and find the nearest person with any skin darker than a decent mid summer tan? You’d think that pussy “liberal” Alan Colmes would figure out he’s just as responsible for this crap as his pal. It’s like sitting by and watching your best friend torch a neighbors house and doing nothing. It’s pretty clear he doesn’t want to be a buzz kill for Sean and FOX NEWS. His job is to stay out of the way and let the free market do it’s thing. It’s supply and demand baby. FOX NEWS knows nobody can do this shit like them. Like NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN or MSNBC is going to pitch in and help out? I’m thinking there’s about 36% of us in this country who sorta think Obama is not a real American like us and needs to be branded as a secret liker of people in sheets, not Sean's kind of sheets, the ones that people in that sandy part of the world wear. They come with towels too. That ought to take care of the problem. Once the cat's out of the bag, no way any kind of black man gets elected outside of Detroit or Atlanta. All FOX NEWS has to do is keep playing the top 10 hits of that Rev Wright dude in heavy rotation and it should help the other 15 to 16% of us piss their pants and figure out that John McCain might be older than the Grand Canyon but he does have a white minister. I’m figuring the suits at FOX NEWS are having a lot of talks about how they might be better off if Obama becomes president cuz they could start like 7 or 8 new channels to diss him 24/7. You know they would all be really popular because that 36% I mentioned watch cable tv news shows 24/7, which is a neat fit for a certain cable tv network I know of. So it comes down to this, what is more important to talk show hosts like Hannity, making a ton of money with a black guy in the White House or getting high fives from his cross burning buddies? It’s a tough call so I’m staying tuned to FOX NEWS and you should too. If anything should ever happen to the man who is trying to fix what has been this country’s biggest sin then we all know where the inspiration came from. There should be no doubt. It’s one thing for this kind of race propaganda to come from flyers and pamphlets done up at Kinko’s but it’s another to see it on my tv at home and by the same suits that serve up American Idol, 24 and NASCAR. All I’m saying is nothing had better happen to him. Later. |
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