| Limbaugh's Operation Chaos |
| 2008-05-15 |
I guess everyone knows about this “operation chaos” thing of Rush Limbaugh’s. I heard he thinks he’s holding the remote control for this Hillary vs. Obama battle going down. Says he has made thousands of ditto faces vote for her cuz it messes him up. Don’t know for sure if this hillbilly heroin junkie’s high or what but it seems to me that he better be careful what he’s wishing for. Let’s just say he has hypnotized a bunch of republicans to register as democrats so they can vote in primaries, is this a good idea? I know if I was trying to mess up some republican by getting my buddies to vote for some other republican in a primary I would be freaked that they just might space and forget to re register as democrats in November when the real deal goes down. It’s kinda like someone tasting something they thought they hated but sorta dug after awhile. It was like that for me with egg plant. Now I order it every time I eat at the Olive Garden. I’m thinking that even if a few of the goobers who followed the orders of this gas bag decide that this Obama dude isn’t that bad even if he’s a Muslim terrorist who hates America it’s all good. It kinda reminds me when I asked my best friend Lester to ask out my girlfriend Mandy to show her what a real jerk was like. I thought that it would seal the deal for me with her. She was really on my ass about not being a very good boyfriend. The usual stuff - not calling her, being cheap, looking at other women when we went out, forgetting to trim my nose hair, not holding her hand in public, having my ex girlfriends face tattooed on my arm, forgetting our 5 month anniversary, getting a bigger gut by the day and a ton of the other stuff that I just don’t feel like dealing with right now. I think you get the picture anyway. Things were getting tense so I had to try something and it seemed like a good idea. Looking back I should have known these things can backfire. I thought it would only take Lester two or three dates with Mandy before she would be drunk dialing me at 3:00 in the morning, begging me to take her back. It sorta didn’t go down like that and when I heard they were getting married it made me pretty mad. I guess I should have kept my eye on him more but if you can’t trust your peeps who can you trust? Come November 4th there’s a good chance Limbaugh will be feeling like I did about Lester. The deal was the more time he and Mandy spent together the more they liked each other. She even started going to his go-kart races on the weekends and since she can’t stand NASCAR I guess that was the first sign of love. It was like a fungus that wouldn’t stop growing and I could only blame myself. Earth to Rush, Who’s to say that these fake democrats don’t start feeling ok about their new image? I mean now they can say in a normal voice what political party they were in at family gatherings. No more taking shit from everyone, including their great grandma. She might be old but she still remembers Herbert Hoover and having to eat hot water for dinner. It’s only going to take a few of them to turn the thing this time, since the last two elections were decided in extra innings by one of my nose hairs. Think how many people space on returning their library books on time? Filing their taxes on time. Remembering the names of your girlfriends friends. The not hot ones. It takes a lot of energy to always be on top of things and that’s why I think there’s going to be a butt load of Rush’s undercover secret agents who voted for Hillary now and after she goes away will just pull the lever for Obama down the road. They may never go back to the old way of doing business, listening to a tubby drug addict who came pretty close to not being able to vote himself telling them what to do. Sort of like leaving your parents house for the first time, it’s kind of scary for maybe a week then you start to think of excuses on why you just don’t feel like dropping by for Fathers Day or Halloween cuz you got your own stuff to do. I do worry kinda that Rush will do something to himself when democrats win every office there is in America. Even County Coroner. It’s one thing to do a radio show with 14,000,000 listeners but real soon that could be more like 14,000 at a small station in Salt Lake City if he doesn’t wise up. What goes around comes around and there’s a ton of hot off the griddle karma waiting it’s turn for a shot at this guy. It will be more fun than shooting ants with my glock to see. So when the dudes who write all the history books about running for president sit down to do their thing they better jot down that Obama could never have won without Rush’s help. Even though he’ll pound on him everyday on the air from here on out, everyone who knows anything about this politics thing knows it’s too late. Just like it is for Mandy and me. Life can be bitch. Later. |
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