| Hillary Voters |
| 2008-08-26 |
So I’m sitting at the barber shop and waiting for my monthly hair cut. I’m kinda reading a magazine story about these polls where people tell strangers who they might vote for and I see that a butt load of Hillary Clinton’s peeps still won’t give it up. It said about 27% of her voters from those primary thingy’s would puke if they had to vote for Obama. Democrats who would rather vote for a Republican than for someone who looked different than them. The story went on about all these women from small towns around this country who say they love her so much they start crying at the sight of a pants suit at JC Penny’s. It’s a real crush. After I got my usual flat top and on my walk home it hit me why they may have decided to be sell outs and it didn’t have much to do with Hillary. I’m pretty sure any Democrat who is going to vote for McCain never has been too pumped up on MLK day and I’m thinking the idea of a President Obama makes these people run to the nearest Home Depot to put one more dead bolt on the front door. I guess you could call them old school Democrats. The ones who maybe had a father or uncle who would break out the fire hoses and mean dogs at the sight of anything beige or darker in their neighborhoods 60 years ago. Mr. Mason my 8th grade civics teacher told me all about this time when I was in junior high. He said it was real ugly. I’ve never forgotten what he told us in class. Now it’s not that I haven’t hung out with racists before but at least I’d never let them call me a good buddy. It must be sorta creepy for Hillary to know that about a 1/3 of her posse has more sheets in their homes than they really need for sleeping. I know a vote is a vote to a politician but c’mon. Sure Nixon, Reagan or Bush would dig having these people in their corner but a Democrat? It ain’t right and that’s why I will pretty much always be pissed off at Hillary Clinton. She knows all about who these people are, the ones who joined her team after she lost Iowa and why they signed up. A hint, STOP THE BLACK MAN! Mrs. Clinton started using all the buzz words these Mrs. Bubba’s and ex Mrs. Bubba’s get high on and she almost pulled it off. Just think if her people would have had the balls to go down this road from the start, they would have crushed everyone in their way. The Republicans would have cancelled their convention and probably closed down their party. But they didn’t and that’s why real Democrats still have a chance to win. Now it’s going to be hard to beat both the fake Democrats and real Republicans but it’s doable. Since the numbers are supposed to be about even now I’m guessing about 15 % of the people in those polls who say they would vote for Obama are going to wet their pants when they get in the voting booth and wimp out. I’m not a pro when it comes to this election game but it’s a no brainer that his guys are going to have to find and sign up at least 16% new voters to replace them. Another angle is they could hit up the Mr. Bubba’s, the husbands and ex husbands of the Mrs. Bubba’s and ex Mrs. Bubba’s about canceling out the vote of the women in their lives. Just to fuck with them and it’s a secret they could take to their grave. Stranger things have happened. I once voted for Janice Dingfield who was running for shop steward at the place I worked at. Now I should say I didn’t like her very much. Especially after I asked her out once and she laughed so hard snot came out of her nose. I would have erased that memory if she would have said yes but she shut me down so I still have flash backs of the flying mucus and it took a lot for me to actually vote for her but I did. Why? Because the dude she was running against was such a huge asshole I had to do the right thing. She won and for what it’s worth about a year later at our company Christmas party she slipped me the tongue after we both guzzled a bunch of mini bottles of vodka. All I could think about though was her bodily fluids and what might happen to me if I didn’t scram as fast as possible so I said I had to take a leak and never came back. I’m telling you this story cuz these fake Democrats should know better and do the right thing too even if they do hate Obama’s guts. The reason they can’t is I guess a black guy is even worse than a total asshole. Since there’s not much Obama can do about what pisses these people off he should just say 10-4 to them and the Clintons. I still have hope that this country will suck it up and do what needs to be done but if this man does not win in November then every person in America should be really embarrassed. It wasn't long ago that country in Africa, I forgot which one, I think it was either South or North that used to have this "apart" something. It was a system that a bunch of white people set up to run eveything. Even they figured out that this white vs. black game only works so long before most everyone decides it's wrong. It's time for us too. Later. |
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