| Palin Won? |
| 2008-10-03 |
The next time I sit down and watch another boring debate I will have the rules in front of my face. It’s really hard to keep score when you don’t know how many points someone gets when they bust the other person with a snappy saying about how to handle the bad guys in that sandy part of the world. Or how to make sure we never have to buy anymore of their oil. Or how awesome the free market is. Man, they keep using that “free market” word and I still don’t know what it means. I can dig how much people would like anything free and you’d think it was the democrats who were really into it but no, it’s those darn republicans who cream over it! I had heard that the not so smart one, Sarah Palin, would get her ass kicked by that Biden dude. Well since I didn’t know how many points they got when they said something smart I had to wait until after the darn thing to hear who actually won. The guys and blondes on FOX NEWS said she totally destroyed him and I guess they should know cuz I didn’t have a clue. Sure she said some things that sounded like she was dosed up on E and one time more like shrooms, she still didn’t slobber or roll around on the floor like a spaz. I guess it’s possible she won. I know for a fact that Biden looked like a guy who really didn’t want to drop a killer rhyme on her but knew he had to. If he didn’t everyone would call him a pussy so he sorta did try to knock her out but in these deals who knows if he got the job done? That Carl Rover dude (Bush’s spleen) came on afterwards and said she spoke directly to the American people and that she won them over. I thought it was only Americans watching so who else would she have been speaking to? I didn’t know FOX NEWS was on in Africa and Canada. Anyway, the point is all the people on that channel really, really, really love this lady. No matter how much everyone else makes fun of her they love her a ton. I guess that’s why FOX NEWS is so special. They put up some poll where 86% of the people watching on their channel thought she buried him. I know I should have changed to another station to see what the other people and news dudes thought but since my remote was broke I just didn’t feel like getting up. The guys at my barber shop are sorta getting into this Palin lady too. They all have watched those videos of her on something called utube. Maybe you have seen them too. They really talk about the one with her in that beauty contest when she was younger and just starting to try to be popular. She didn’t wear a bikini or thong. I mean it was just some lame old fashion kind but she still looked kinda hot. Frank, the guy who owns the place said he’s watched the one where some minister tries to make sure she’s free of any witchcraft about 10 times. I’ve seen some people get saved before but never anyone have that kind of mojo get tossed out. She looks like such a nice lady, I’m thinking he went there just in case there might be a couple demons hiding in her but knowing probably she was clean. I'm thinking it’s better to be safe than sorry in his business. The next time I’m at the library I’m getting on one of their computers and check out that utube to see all the stuff they have on her. I guess she’s more popular than porn which says a lot. I really can’t think of anything more popular than porn when I think of computers so she is really all that. I know in the past I have dissed her and since she’s so popular maybe I’ve been wrong. It wouldn’t be the first time. The deal is she could someday be the president of this country and being at least sorta smart isn’t a bad idea. I know there have been other doofuses that have lucked out and been president but most of them have didn’t have to go to like 4 or 5 colleges just to get one of those BA’s. I think that’s a piece of paper that says you are not just street smart but also legit smart. People need to know that you have at least one if you want to be the head cheese of America and even though it took her a while to get one I guess she is what they call “qualified.” I heard on that Fastball show that most people vote for the person running for president not vice president. That Chris dude who seems like he is on a meth bender said when voters go into the booth to punch or pull something they go with their gut not their head. Don’t know for sure what he’s talking about but I’m guessing it might be good for Obama even though he’s a black guy cuz my gut tells me this country can’t handle another 4 years of dumb people running stuff. Maybe both she and McCain do have one of those BA’s but I’m real sure they just don’t get how pissed off everyone that doesn’t watch FOX NEWS is about what Bush has done to our country. No matter how much of a fuck up Obama might be there is no chance he could mess up things worse. Even if he tried. So I guess what I’m saying is I know who I’m voting for and I don’t need to watch anymore of those boring debates. Now I just gotta find some cash to re sign up for Showtime cuz Californication is back on. YES! Later. |
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