| Blue TKO's Red |
| 2008-11-05 |
| I still cannot totally believe it. Don’t know much about foreign places and stuff but this must be like what it was in that Southern African country when they elected someone not white for the first time. Pretty freaking wild man. Now maybe some Asian chick will get to be Miss America or we’ll see a red head on BET. It’s time I guess. Even though I really, really, really wanted Obama to win I do sorta feel sorry for McCain right now. His speech was pretty cool and he even told the red necks who booed when he said Obama’s name to shut the fuck up so you gotta give him props. I mean he could’ve flipped off the country or just ignored the vote and said he and Joe the plumber would be back at it tomorrow talking about socialism and that hippie Ayers dude. You know if he had decided to keep plugging away he could still be on FOX NEWS 24/7. I’m pretty sure about 40% of America would follow him but he didn’t. He did the right thing so I’m sorta liking him right now. The dude had kinda paid his dues and now the only thing he has to look forward to is moving into some assisted living place. Good thing he lives in Arizona, there’s gotta be a good one near his old crib. Everyone is now trying to figure out how this actually happened. I knew the republicans were going to serve up a ton of shit in this election and some people would eat it all up and ask for seconds but I guess most weren’t as hungry this time. Especially for what that butt ugly Hank Williams Jr. asshole was dishing up. Why was he always was mugging the camera wherever that Sarah Palin lady went? Forget taxes, socialism and a black dude running, I think the thing that won it was seeing how lame the republican “celebrities” were. When you’re talking about the old man of Angelina Jolie, that Frasier guy and Victoria Jackson from the bad years of Saturday Night Live, well it’s so weak that you wanna maybe give them at least a couple of the has beens from this seasons Celebrity Rehab to beef up the line up. If republicans thought Tito the builder was cool with his Ray Bans then I’m thinking Gary Busey would have really turned their crank. I bet they’d at least have won a couple more states with him stumbling around the stage at rallies. Everybody has someone like him in their family and he’d make them feel better about it. There are some things that are bugging me now that we have a president that can read and write. The first is what are we gonna complain about? I sorta have gotten used to screaming at the tv whenever Bush’s face came on, now I guess I’ll have to slap in a tape of one of his whatcha call it, state of the union talks in the old VCR to blow off some steam? If Obama turns out to be a dickhead too I just don’t think it will be as much fun to go off on him when he comes on the tube. I think it’s cuz he’s just way too smart to really diss. Maybe if I was a smarter too I could pull it off. That’s why I’m sorta gonna miss Bush. It was so cool to be able to think I was smarter than the president of the United States, now those days are gone and it’ll take some time getting used to it. I mean if McCain had won I would have gotten up each day and at least felt really, really, really smart whenever I saw that Palin lady. It’s one of those things as an American you gotta decide on. Do you want to do what’s best for you or your country? Since I made the call that country has to come first I had to go with Obama. I don’t know about you but when I saw people around the world dancing in the streets about our election it made me almost cry. I said almost. I’m no pussy ok. Just before I did something lame like that I made myself think of something really gross to take my mind off it. I’ve used that trick a bunch of times on sleep overs and it’s worked most of the time. Sure a few ladies have asked me why am I look so disgusted and it usually takes me a few minutes to tell them it has nothing to do with them but at the end of the day (I know I’ve said that worn out saying makes me puke but it seemed to work here so I went with it. I’m really sorry) they seemed to be ok with it cuz I usually deliver the goods. I just hope that I don't almost cry every time Obama comes on the tv. That would be a problem cuz I would run out of gross things to think about after awhile. There is one last thing that I’m a little worried about and his name is Keith Olberman. What is he going to do now? With no Bush and Cheney to kick around in a few months I’m thinking he could get real bummed out and eat the gun. I know that O’Reilly and Hannity are still around and I hope they get him through this but you never know. Since he’s such a big part of my life I’ll just feel a lot better when I know he’s going to be ok. If anyone reading this knows him give him a hug from me ok. Alright I gotta go now cuz I should probably take my Obama 08 bumper sticker off my skateboard and look for a 2012 one to slap on. Later. |
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