| It's On! |
| 2009-01-27 |
| I used to think I was kinda street smart. Never expect to see any of those miracles on the Hallmark tv movies. The kind of guy who plans for the worst but sorta thinks ok things could maybe possibly happen if everything fell right (but it won’t). So I watched every second of that presidential inauga something, except ok when I had to pee (tried to get that done during that poem). It was pretty cool to see the tons of people who jammed DC, especially up front in the mosh pit. After it was over I actually thought (I know I sound like a pussy here) it was kind of a neat time to be an American. I figured that even dudes with confederate flags on their trucks would feel the love for at least a couple months. Guess not, boy was I wrong! Right now we’re talking about no honeymoon, not even a quickie with these ditto heads. Man are they a tough crowd or what? I never dug Bush, most people who read my crap know this but I never, ever, wanted him to take down the United States all by himself. Ok, that’s what happened but I didn’t say my prayers at night begging like a higher power to let him to get us into the biggest freaking mess since cavemen walked around. How can anyone except maybe someone in that Alan Kada Club from the sandy part of the world have their fingers crossed hoping that Obama goes down in flames? That would mean we all would be screwed. That is not a good thing to wish for. If you had all the money and drugs you could ever want stashed away then maybe, just maybe it might make sense to wish for something so wrong that half the country would bum rush your mansion and give it the worst TP ing of all time. So bad it would take 100 of those foreign undocu something’s to clean it up. But that’s what’s going down right now, yep that human beach ball Rush Limbaugh has thrown down the F word. He actually hopes Obama fails. Game on I guess. The lines are drawn. If you listen to AM radio (except for sports) or watch FOX NEWS you just may be on the same team as that Alan Kada Club without knowing it. Now I realize Limbaugh and those really, really white guys on FOX NEWS would have to grow beards and look like Santa Claus (after a couple bottles of Just For Men extra black) but it would be way tougher for the FOX NEWS blondes to go around in one of those burlap body bags 24/7. I mean all of them look like they would kill anybody who tried to make them go back to their natural hair color (not blonde) any time soon so I just don’t think they could pull it off. Maybe if all of the Obama haters from around the world could do a meeting, like get together halfway in say Canada to hash out their slogans it might work. I don’t know if FOX NEWS would put “Death To America” in their commercials and I doubt that the head cheese of the Alan Kada Club would put that “Fair and Balanced” tag on their web site but stranger things have happened. From watching the news I’m thinking being a terrorist isn’t an easy gig so I hope the training is better than what I’ve seen with those guys hanging on monkey bars in the desert. It just seems so 2001. As good as it makes Limbaugh, FOX NEWS and that Alan Kada Club feel right now to wish hard that Obama fails they will probably be slapping their foreheads in a couple years screaming “what was I thinking?” There’s even a decent chance they’ll be putting up posters of him in their rec rooms when he makes them all three or four times richer. Yeah, even those terrorist big wigs from the sandy part of the world have bread invested somewhere and when America is really rolling everyone gets at least a small piece of the action. I mean what if all the stooges they talk into blowing themselves up start getting fat 401 K statements that say they could retire right now? I’m thinking they just might forget about all those 50 something virgins and maybe buy a condo in Florida (I hear they’re really cheap right now). It could be all over for the haters and that would be very cool but don’t get your hopes up for sure cuz this thing could go the other way too and that’s why I think anybody with a brain better tell Limbaugh, Hannity and FOX NEWS that if it does we’re blaming them first! Most people remember the asshole in high school who was never any good at anything so he spent most of his time ripping up people that were good at stuff. In my school it was Chuck Kennington and he couldn’t stand it when I always got an A in shop class. He wasn’t real good with his hands so he spent a lot of time telling everyone I was gay and sleeping with the shop teacher Mr. Frampton. I wasn’t but most everyone believed Chuck cuz he said it just about every day of the school year. I guess people sort of thought it must be true cuz he said it so much. The good part of the story is I ran into a guy from my old neighborhood last month who told me Chuck is now living with the football coach from our school and I guess they even adopted a kid from Romania. So I have no clue if the president is going to be able to save the world from having to eat out of trash cans for the next 30 years but I do know that only an asshole (or a terrorist) would root against him. I gotta go now as I heard that Safeway has a sale on hot dogs. The ones that get bigger not shrink when you cook em. Later. |
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