| Rush's Kidney's |
| 2009-05-16 |
| So some funny lady named Wanda said she wished Rush Limbaugh’s kidney’s would stop working. Ok, that’s probably doable after all the hillbilly heroin he’s swallowed but why the kidney’s? Can’t rich people like Rush just buy a new one from some illegal immigrant for like 20 bucks? I don’t think that would even slow him down but I do get why all his dittoface fans are so torked. I mean if someone dissed a guy I really, really, really liked I would be mad too. Like if anyone ever rips Willie Mays, Tony Curtis or the Ramones I flip out. Don’t know why but I’m ready to throw punches. I guess we all have special people that we try and protect. Even someone like Limbaugh who spends most of his time making fun of anyone other than basically rich white people. He likes almost all of that type. Who he doesn’t like is women who don’t take crap from men, all black people except those that his party can rent, poor sick people who can’t afford to see a doctor, Mexican’s, homo’s and really so many others that I don’t have the time to go on. Just say he’s not into anyone other than people like him. I kinda wonder how all his elephant people would like a radio dude from the other side like him? I don’t think they would dig that person much. Maybe someone with a rap sheet like him (doctor shopping), divorced a butt load of times (3) , spins anti white tunes like “Bush The Amazing Caucasian”, gets caught with a bunch of birth control pills under someone else’s name (that would give any talk shot host about 3 weeks worth of on air material), makes fun of guys who aren’t hot enough, kisses up to atheists for ratings while still going to church each week and mostly for being a pussy. I have a hard time believing they would just say WTF and give someone this screwed up a pass cuz no matter how fair and balanced Republicans are they can’t help themselves. I think they would have the guy taken care of within a month. 6 weeks max. Man, they don’t play around. Like right now since they know Obama is way more popular than them they are saying if you can’t beat him then you just secede (split). Seriously, there are like governors in America really talking about a Blue/Gray do over. And the Republicans wonder why most people think they are wacked? I guess they really wigged out when that Wanda lady joked Rush might have been the missing 20th hijacker on 9/11. Said he was too high on the Oxy to remember what flight to catch. Yeah, maybe it was her bad to throw that one out but does anyone think that he wouldn’t/hasn’t come up with even worse bits on the air? I sorta remember some stuff in the last 10 years that would get most everyone else on the radio in deep shit but he gets away with it cuz he’s an “entertainer.” I thought that Wanda lady was one of those too. Guess not. I just don’t buy the fact that liberals wish Rush Limbaugh would lose an organ or a toe. I’m thinking that most of those people would rather just see him live a long life so he can see with his own eyes what America will look like with black, brown, female (and not a Stepford Sarah Palin wannabe), gay President’s which will happen in his lifetime if he would just cut back on the M & M’s and KFC. We all really need to kick in for a health club membership for this dude if we want to someday see him melt down to a big fat glob of goo. After 8 years of Obama, 8 more of a Hispanic person to be named at a later date, 8 of Rachel Maddow, and maybe 4 years or so of some tranny and you get the picture, it will be way worse for him than any early exit. So to all the other stand up comics out there, drop all the jokes about him checking out any time soon ok? I think it was my grandma who said good things happen for those who wait. Hang in there everybody, it will be worth it. Later. |
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