| Obama's Kegger |
| 2009-08-01 |
| I don’t know about you but I get pissed most of the time when I get arrested in my home by cops. Not when I’ve done something really bad like firing off a bottle rocket out my window but for nothing worse than me being me. So when that black Harvard professor dude got busted for being himself I did sort of feel sorry for the guy. I know he called the cop bad names and stuff but geez how would the cop feel getting hauled in for just being himself? I mean it’s not the prof’s fault he’s a black guy who had a hard time opening his front door. I guess the lady who called 911 thought he was maybe a black teacher who was a little down on his luck and was doing burglaries to make ends meet. It must have been a tough call for her to make. Do you let an old black guy with a cane get away with swiping his own stereo and maybe a microwave? I guess not cuz she couldn’t help herself. Must have been to too many block watch parties. Ok the guy got screwed but who knew all hell would break loose and every sorta news channels would go ape shit? I guess Obama made it more special when he called the whole thing “stupid” cuz two minutes later FOX NEWS almost blew a fuse and went off the air. After they got out the Kleenex and cleaned themselves up it was pretty much all they talked about. You had their little dweeb Glenn Beck calling the Prez a racist who hated white people. That bowl of jelly on CNN Lou Dobbs kept on hinting about Obama being an illegal alien who probably should have been arrested instead of the professor and on the radio there was Rush Limbaugh who flat out made himself an imperial dragon by saying some really, really not nice things. I can understand why these guys don’t like a black guy with juice, they have a lot of white relatives without a radio or tv show and they know pretty soon their blood relations will be about as yesterday as leisure suits. They also know in 20 years most of the people who tune in to their crap won’t be able to control the dial in their rest homes so it’s all down hill from here. Not much they can do about it but go down like a white South African bitch. So how does the Prez try to fix this mess? Well he does what any guy would do when stuff is so screwed up there isn’t much else to do except drink some beer. Works most of the time for me and since he gets all the free beer he wants why the hell not? I heard it was actually the cops idea so he can’t be that much of an asshole and when I saw a picture of him, Obama, Biden and the prof all hanging out in the back yard of the White House it seemed more American than anything by that Norm Rockwell dude. I don’t know what really was said at this kinda party. Maybe the cop said my bad. Maybe the professor said sorry about the junk about the cops mother. Maybe the Prez made everyone forget everything by keeping the suds coming all night. I never did hear how many beers they killed at this thing. I do sorta hope that Biden didn’t get sloppy drunk and do anything that made things worse. I know they said he was drinking near beer but they could have been lying or he could have eaten some shrooms before cuz you never know what’s gonna come out of his mouth. I mean he has to be high a lot with all the dumb ass things he throws out. I sorta know a lot of the USA isn’t going to change it’s mind about Obama no matter how many keggers he throws at his crib. If he keeps saying stuff like it ain’t cool to arrest black people in their house just cuz they are grumpy about being arrested a lot of republicans are going keep thinking he’s too uppity for them. Like he should be happy that some people are letting him pretend to be president of anything let alone America. He’s in a tough spot. Does he tell about 37 % of this country to fuck off or does he continue to bend over and apologize every time he says something (the truth) that gives them a headache? I don’t remember Bush saying he was sorry. Ever. It’s possible I could have forgotten that he said Iraq, the economy, Dick Cheney, gas prices and way too many other screw ups were his fault. It could’ve happened but I don’t think so. For these dickheads I’m thinking Bush is sort of like their loser kid who never made it out of community college and still lives in their garage. They know for a fact that he’s a waste of human flesh but he’s their waste of human flesh. I gotta hope the rest of this country is smart enough to know it’s gonna take a long time to find our way back from that goobers doing and not freak out now that a black dude is driving. As long as that cop and others like him have learned that no one, not even white people dig being thought of as burglars of their own homes and that maybe, just maybe guys who look like this president could possibly have a valid drivers license there’s chance for everything to work out. Hope is all we got. Later. |
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