| Don't Get Sick |
| 2009-08-20 |
| Sure hope I don’t get sick again. Don’t know a lot about this health care rumble going down now but any more trips to the ER and I will have to go from Top Ramen to just the hot water. I do keep hearing all those sets of mondo spooky white teeth on Fox News say that the tanks are going to roll down the street if Obama let’s me go to see a doctor in a regular office when my spleen bursts but I’m willing to take that chance. Sure it’s going to wreck this country and stuff but I dig Top Ramen (all but the shrimp flavor). I know that a billion illegal aliens (not from outer space) will invade us and that’s not cool. A ton of dudes are going get free sex changes and I even heard that those little Hitler mustaches will probably make a big comeback too if Obama gets his way. Not good but sometimes you have to turn on the sprinkler for that lawn of liberty. It sorta keeps it from dying. It was a tough call for me to want to be able to see a real doctor when I need to. I almost decided to believe it was a bad thing. That tubby ex frat boy Hannity scared the crap out me and I almost, (I said almost) went to one of those town hall meetings to yell junk at my congressman. Don’t even know his name but if I had gone I thought up a bunch of neat mean things to yell out. From watching the cable news shows I know the best of the best yellers get some face time so I was ready. The thing that made me not go was wondering why I was going to have the back of all the insurance companies in this? I mean what have they done for me? They are kinda like this guy I went to junior high with, Ron Feldman. We called him the Shark and he ruled the 8th grade but whenever he wanted someone’s lunch money he always sent some 7th grader to actually do the dirty work. How? Cuz he made them feel like it was in their best interest. He was a good talker. I know the insurance companies probably won’t send someone over to my house to beat me up now that I have decided to want to be able to see a regular doctor when I get sick but I know they won’t go down without trying to kick the shit out of someone. The deal is more like will some of the idiots out there packing heat take stupid to a higher level and really hose down that lawn? The tough thing for these sorta people is that they hate so many others they might have a hard time stopping at just shooting Democrats. I bet once they get going they will probably mow down as many homo’s, vegetarians and guys named Mohammad as possible cuz from what I’ve learned in school about civil wars it can get real ugly quick. You think I’m making this up? When was the last time you saw dudes with AK 47’s and Beretta’s outside places where the Prez gave speeches? I mean I know that Oswald and Hinckley actually pulled the trigger but these crazy wack jobs who are strapped and walking around with shit eating grins whenever the tv cameras get turned on scare me just as much. This ain’t the America I remember. I mean can’t we all just get along? Guess not. So maybe it’s not all about socialism. Maybe it’s just that a butt load of people are ready to explode. Flip out cuz they just can’t take it anymore. The funny thing is they are pissed because they don’t know why they are pissed. Could it be a black dude is hanging out in the White House? I know that one’s been said before. Ok, how about the Yankees having a payroll of over 210 million? Or even Paula Abdul getting the shaft from AI producers. Does it really matter to them? All I know is something’s happening right now and it’s freaking me out. It wouldn’t matter if everyone said “my bad, hey let’s forget about this health care thing.” This is way bigger than that now and if you don’t see it then you are part of the problem. Take another look. Later. |
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