| Really White Lies |
| 2009-08-28 |
| There’s white lies and there’s really, really, really white lies you know? When I sit down and watch junk on cable news programs it kinda smacks you in the face even if you are higher than the space needle. I keep hearing this line about both sides telling whoppers about each other. Not on Fox or MSNBC, we’re talking CNN or C-SPAN. I guess that’s right cuz I have said some stuff about Bush & Cheney that probably wasn’t all true. I mean I know they probably didn’t want a ton of soldiers to die in a made up war like Iraq, it just sorta happened. I may have said they didn’t give a crap and thought it was a small price to pay to send a message to all the dudes who wear towels on their heads and own the oil fields in that sandy part of the world. Kind of the cost of doing bizness. I may have been a little off. Like maybe they didn’t think anyone would die when they let loose that shock and awe thing. It’s possible. In movies the USA wins every war in a cake walk and that could have thrown them off a bit. I mean on HBO & Showtime it’s not a question of who wins, it’s which countries do we want to hang out in forever after it’s done. There’s a bunch of other little ones I may have said about the Red team. I mean they used to be the flipping Yankees and it pissed me off. Outside of those living in the Bronx and a couple million front runners who wear their NY hat to the mall who could love em? The thing I don’t get is the republicans have been able to get the all the fans of the Royals, A’s and Pittsburgh to think they care about them too. I don’t know how they’ve pulled it off but they’ve gotten a butt load of have not’s to think that they’re have’s even though they don’t own shit. Freaking amazing huh? I guess it’s their lies are way, way better than the blue team’s fibs. They say stuff that’s so wild maybe the people who hang out in the south really think it has to be true cuz no one would make up shit that large. I mean I may have thrown out awhile back that Bush was a one of those “fascists” too though I wasn’t real sure what the hell that meant. Now I guess it’s a real popular word cuz everyone on the conservative side is tagging Obama with it so I went and looked it up in the dictionary to make sure what it really was. I felt a lot better then about calling Bush that name cuz he (ok, Cheney) did a lot of the not nice things “fascists” are supposed to do, so many I won’t even spew them out. I know you have chores to get done and places to go, let’s just say the two of them used every drop of power they could suck up just like any self respecting “fascist” would do. So now the other guys call our new prez the “f” word cuz he wants everyone to get to see a doctor. Not in an ER but in a real doctors office. He thinks people having a choice of signing up for a kinda Medicare deal instead of getting the finger from insurance companies when they get cancer and tumors ain’t a bad idea. I know, I know he also pushed that stimulus thingy too and it hasn’t exactly primed the pump in my town but it sure doesn’t explain why the Fox News freaks have drawn little mustaches on pictures of him. Didn’t the real Hitler start a fake war in not just that sandy part of the world but against just about everybody on earth? Killed around 6 million people in ovens and a few million more with bullets, bombs and stuff. Now that was a real “fascist”, just like it said in the dictionary. Oh and when all the Casper faces on Fox News and talk radio keep using the S word about Obama am I the only one out there who knows how to google (just learned this month) that socialist word? There’s no way he’s one of those just cuz he wants to raise taxes to what they were before Bush. I sorta remember rich people did pretty well under Clinton and no one said he was like Hitler. Maybe Hef but not some dude who wanted to turn country clubs into concentration camps! Don’t conservatives have a bull shit meter hidden somewhere in their condo’s and trailers? Guess not. The next time you hear that line of BS about both sides lying you gotta know that it’s not totally true. There’s lying and there’s LYING. White lies as I said and really, really, really white lies. The GOP has figured out that if you are going to cook the facts you might as well go big. Death panels, Killing Grandma, Obama being from Pluto. Stuff pulled out of their ass that makes voters brain’s melt and they end up being just a worthless plus size doughy mess. Right now all they have to cling to is their remote control and faith in Rush Limbaugh & Glenn Beck. It seems to be enough to get them from day to day but a flat out hard rain is gonna fall soon and I’m thinking at least a couple of them are about to feel pretty creepy. Later. |
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