| September 12th Club |
| 2009-09-05 |
| The Tea bagger’s are at it again. Yep, those lame attention whores are now pushing for more than their guaranteed 15 minutes due any living breathing American and it’s just not right. I mean are they any different than Paris Hilton or that Alan Kada gang from that sandy part of the world? It’s all about LOOK AT ME! I’M SPECIAL! WAY MORE THAN YOU! Now they want to do a thousand man march on 9-12 to DC and dump a couple more pallets of Lipton on the big bad government's lawn. That will show comrade Uncle Sam. Of course these dickheads will also be proudly strapped with automatic weapons to show everyone the 2nd (or is it the 8th?) thingy in that constitution dealy bob is more important than air, water or food. Happiness may be a warm gun for these dudes but you know they gotta have some kind of trade out with Cialis or Levitra cuz when they do have to lay down their arms when getting frisky (three’s a crowd to most women) it’s a must have or a no go. I heard the leader of their posse is that crying fool Glenn Beck. He’s the guy on Fox News who is way more scarier than that wicked witch from the Wizard of OZ. I mean even thinking of that bent over old lady dressed like Johnny Cash still makes me pee my pants but this dweeb with the sorta crew cut has taken things to a higher level. When he looks in the camera and talks to me in my apartment something weird happens. It’s kinda like when there’s one of those eclipse’s, you know when the moon or the sun turns off the lights for a few minutes. Totally spooky in broad daylight huh? Well Beck sort of blocks out everything too when he goes off on his rants about our government being evil and wanting to suck out our brains. I know he’s full of shit but like in the Wizard of OZ, there’s always the chance that monkey’s can fly and just maybe Obama is a horned devil who wants to eat our souls. It’s possible I guess. Even assholes like Beck could be right about something sooner or later. You know what I mean? And no, I’m not going to be at any of those September 12th Club meetings. Besides all the secret handshakes and stuff to memorize and all the signs I would have to make saying how taxes are worse than murder, man it’s just too much work. I don’t like crowds anyway. I mean when I went to a Billy Ray Cyrus concert at the casino near me last month and all of the 75 or so people there gave me the creeps. It was mostly older women and guys who looked kinda pervy (I’m thinking they were hoping he brought his kid along with him) but I knew the casino wouldn’t let a 16 year old girl in so I knew not to bring my autograph book. Duh! Anyway, I bet these 9-12 club members think they will be getting a butt load of face time on Fox News so I’m sure a lot of them are getting perms and new camo duds at Cabela’s right now. You never know when you could get discovered and get your own talk show. Hey, they gave one to that Huckleberry Hound guy right? I want to feel the rage like everyone else right now. I do. I really do. Why can’t I? Am I a communist sympa something? Do I hate my country and am ok with it being stolen by illegal immigrants and aliens from like Africa? Beck may be right and everyone with a college degree is in on this. Who knows? But what if he and his 9-12 Club members are wrong? That’s possible too. I kinda remember this guy about 60 years ago or so who said a lot of the same things and it turned out he was really wrong. I think his name was McCarthy or something like that. They even made up a word with his name in it. I guess he wrecked a ton of people lives when he spread a lot of lies. People went to jail cuz of what he said about them. Even though later everyone learned he pulled most of this junk out of his butt it was too late. Way too late to say “sorry, my bad.” I think afterward most people felt slimy and thought maybe they should think twice or three times before some guy on tv or radio snookers them and starts stirring up trouble again. I guess most of those people are now dead and their kids don’t know much about that McCarthy dude. They must not cuz as Yogi said “it’s déjà vu all over again.” Yep. Here we go. It’s cool for Fox News but I’m not liking it much. Who wants to see neighbors narcing on neighbors one more time? Peeping in windows to see if they are watching Olbermann or that Rachel chick? I think I will be spending Sept 12th like other days. No tea or coffee parties for me. Since I’m still out of work I’ll be sleeping in to around noon or so then after eating my regular bowl of Captain Crunch for breakfast I’ll catch a nap before lunch at 3ish. Most of it will be over by then cuz they have to edit the video for Beck’s show. I may check him out on the tube while munching on my Swanson’s Salisbury Steak tv dinner (I bought two cases from this guy who found them outside the Safeway) but it will be with one hand over my eyes and a pamper slapped on just in case I have an accident. You never know. I’ll let you know how it goes. Later. |
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