| Rude People |
| 2009-09-16 |
| What’s up with being rude now a bad thing? First it was that good ol boy from South Carolina Joe Wilson calling out Obama (he gets two k’s cuz he was from Strom Thurmond’s posse. If he does it again he gets the last k), then it was that terminator Williams sister who could break you in two with one backhand trying to squish a line judge and of course Kanye goes off at the MTV gig. Now it’s like all the news people are pushing this “everyone is an asshole these days” theme. If this keeps up pretty soon everybody is going to be totally paranoid to be a dick and when that happens the world is going to be like a really, really happy place, probably with most humans humming ‘It’s a Small World” 24/7. Ok, maybe not those dudes in that sandy part of the world where all the oil is but just about everywhere else. I mean who is Keith Olbermann going to pick for Worst Person In The World each night if everyone is too scared to be themselves? It’s going freaking kill the Daily Show, Colbert and South Park man. I say leave all the racists, ego maniacs and poor sports alone. If it wasn’t for them the world would be a really boring place. How much fun do you really have when jerks go off in public? Admit it, it makes you feel almost worthy. Maybe you aren’t such a waste of human flesh yourself when you didn’t go off on the checker at Safeway or at some old lady at the swap meet. Give yourself some credit when you kept the Glock in the holster. No matter how good it would feel to flip out you keep it under control. Why? Cuz who wants to like everyone else? It may feel good for a few minutes to scream out “Liar” or “Do you know who I am” but now days it just doesn’t pack the same punch. Kinda played out you know? If these posers were smart about forcing everyone to stop and look at them they would try a new angle. Maybe the next time Kayne wants to bum rush the stage and grab a mic he might want to think about WWRRD. I’m talking about What Would Rockin’ Rollin Do? You know that guy from the early 80’s who wore the rainbow wig and would hold up the Zeke 3:14 and Bob 6:23 signs. Now that was a real attention whore. He makes all these wannabes look like total pussies. He had major stones. Sure he went to prison and stuff but he went down in a blaze of glory. Maybe that red neck lite congressman or the terminator Williams sister could learn a little something from Rockin Rollin too cuz their act is tired also. So there it is. I’m just saying we all should just say no to the assholes around us. Tell em they’re making it tough for the rest of us so stick a sock in their yap the next time they want the spotlight. It may end up giving you a fat lip or a busted tooth but in the long run it’ll be worth it. Trust me on this one. Later. |
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