| Democrats Are Pussies! |
| 2009-10-07 |
I’m no expert on that science about political junk but even a guy like me with a GED knows that Democrats these days are a bunch of pussies! It’s like these donkeys who are in office now got the shit kicked out them in junior high and have that post traumatic something going on cuz they piss their pants anytime a republican says mean things about them. It’s embarrassing man. Like I do sorta belong to that party and after watching these gutless babies on tv every night I want to kick the shit out them too. Why are republicans (and most of them look like white Urkel's) such freaking bad assess? Since I read they are outnumbered big time in that Congress place why do they always get their way? I think I’ve figured it out. They win all the arguments cuz they won’t ever give in. Never. They are tougher than a day old micro waved waffle. No one in that party gives a shit about that bi curious crap. Like they care what anyone other than them think? Just remember all the wacky crap they have crammed down our throats over the last 30 years. Like that supply side scam they pulled off, tax cuts for dudes so rich they use hundred dollar bills to line the cage of the hamster they bought their kid. Like busting up unions all over the place. Like those 1,000 points of light. Like another huge war in the sandy part of the world against that bogeyman Saddam something after we had already cut his balls off and a dinky war in another part of that sandy part of the world where they actually did mess with us. Like tapping phones. Like pouring water down the noses of people. Like making most of those from that sandy part of the world hate us worse than a Steven Segal movie (any of them). Like fuck up the economy more than any living person could ever do even on purpose. Like hinting or yelling that Jesus was in their club and anyone who was into him too better get with the (their) program. Like following orders from tubby white talk radio dudes who have swiped Richard Nixon's old southern strategy and taken it to another level. Things like this make me sorta remember why I did sign up as a democrat instead of a republican. It was one of those Duh times in my life. But what has happened to our team? I feel like the Democrats have the roster of the NY Yankees and are playing like the Kansas City Royals. Embarrassing doesn’t even get close to what it feels like right now to be on the same side as whores like that yellow belly Max Baucus from Montana or that weasel Kent Conrad from North Dakota. How come single A prospects are making the decisions in this health care thing? They come from places where coyotes and elk get one of those provisional ballot dealy bob’s at the polls every four years. Now Republicans don’t mess around and let little wannabes have a chance to be impact players, no the big cheeses in their party make sure the fix is in from the start, leaving no chance anyone is going to mess up their game plan. That’s why you gotta respect them even though they answer only to Satan. When George Bush wanted to do anything he just asked his gut (Dick Cheney) for the call and went from there. No sweaty hands and tears before telling everyone what was up. No discussion. No town hall meetings. Just hard core, in your face, power. It was and is kinda impressive don’t you think? Now it’s not like I don’t have experience with rooting for losing teams. I mean I do live in the Seattle-Tacoma area. We are talking tough times the last few years but this is different. When you out number the other side and you play like it’s an even match up then you got a problem. I don’t know about you but if you too voted for people with the D after their names last November like I did and now know that it has made no difference at all you gotta be bummed with me. I say these punks have three more months to man up and do the right thing or we should hold TP parties at each and everyone of their condo’s. Dumping tea bags at the Capitol is totally weak compared to tossing toilet paper around the yard (on a sloppy wet night) of these weenies. I have a Costco card and will kick in a couple cases. The clock is ticking. Hope they are ok with two-ply. Later. |
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