| 2010-07-29 |
The Scary Black People On FOX NEWS |
| | When I was little whenever the face of... |
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| 2010-07-20 |
LeBron's Got Next |
| | I get it now. It took me a few days to... |
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| 2010-07-09 |
Russian Spies? |
| | I finally did make it down to the library... |
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| 2010-06-21 |
Summer Re Run # 2 |
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This summer re-run deal is cool cuz now... |
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| 2010-06-16 |
Summer Re Run #1 |
| | I really don't know if I'm big enough to actually... |
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| 2010-06-07 |
Al & Tipper Gore |
| | Last week was going ok, not great but decent... |
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| 2010-05-21 |
Oil Me This! |
| | I know it’s not cool to rip into someone... |
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| 2010-05-07 |
My Dead Friend |
| | A good friend of mine died the other day.... |
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| 2010-04-29 |
Keep Your Hands Off My Derivatives! |
| | Ok, I may not know for sure what the... |
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| 2010-04-14 |
Gimme Back My Country! |
| | I don’t know for sure who took it but... |
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| 2010-03-23 |
Civil War Part 2 |
| | It’s on I guess. Not exactly like the... |
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| 2010-03-10 |
Glenn Beck's Chalk Board |
| | I know this guy Glenn Beck is a dick but... |
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| 2010-02-23 |
John Mayer |
| | I think his name is John Mayer, a singer/something... |
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| 2010-02-04 |
Don't Feed The Squirrels |
| | I know things in the USA are pretty tough... |
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| 2010-01-18 |
Rush Limbaugh's Tail |
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I’ve been wondering for like a bunch of... |
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| 2010-01-14 |
My Ex-Girlfriend |
| | So if I’m such a disgusting waste of human... |
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| 2010-01-01 |
2010 |
| | So 2009 was not one of my favorite years.... |
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| 2009-12-18 |
Joe Lieberman |
| | Pretty much everyone went to school with... |
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| 2009-12-11 |
Tiger |
| | So golf dude Tiger Woods is in deep shit.... |
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| 2009-11-24 |
Hiccups |
| | I am sitting here trying to keep my head... |
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| 2009-11-11 |
Facebook |
| | I’m thinking about signing me up for one... |
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| 2009-11-04 |
I'd Rather Live |
| | From what I read and see on the tube this... |
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| 2009-10-28 |
Halloween |
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What to be on Halloween? That is like... |
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| 2009-10-21 |
Could You Be Friends With You? |
| | So I met this guy at the 7-11 couple nights... |
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| 2009-10-14 |
Rush & The NFL |
| | So Rush wants to put an NFL team (Rams)... |
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| 2009-10-07 |
Democrats Are Pussies! |
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I’m no expert on that science about political... |
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| 2009-09-26 |
Network TV Is Toast |
| | When was the funeral held for the good... |
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| 2009-09-16 |
Rude People |
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What’s up with being rude now a... |
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| 2009-09-05 |
September 12th Club |
| | The Tea bagger’s are at it again. Yep,... |
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| 2009-08-28 |
Really White Lies |
| | There’s white lies and there’s really, really,... |
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| 2009-08-20 |
Don't Get Sick |
| | Sure hope I don’t get sick again. Don’t know... |
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| 2009-08-01 |
Obama's Kegger |
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I don’t know about you but I get pissed... |
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| 2009-07-24 |
LeBron's A Baby! |
| | I was really gonna let it die. Forget about... |
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| 2009-07-15 |
Vacations |
| | It’s like summer and people think you... |
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| 2009-07-02 |
Horn Dawg Politicians |
| | I always thought being a rock star would... |
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| 2009-06-21 |
Strip Clubs |
| | It’s been a few years since I kinda used... |
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| 2009-06-09 |
Fox News TV Ratings |
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I was at the barber shop yesterday... |
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| 2009-05-29 |
Blog Whore |
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I wanna wanna be a blog whore. Don’t... |
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| 2009-05-16 |
Rush's Kidney's |
| | So some funny lady named Wanda said... |
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| 2009-04-30 |
Republican's Aren't Retarded! |
| | I’ve been really pissed off lately hearing... |
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| 2009-04-16 |
Fox News Blondes Part 2 |
| | Now I’m starting to freak out cuz it’s... |
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| 2009-04-09 |
End Of Glenn Beck Day's |
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Glenn Beck is now bigger than Oprah... |
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| 2009-03-27 |
Tea Bag Party Anyone? |
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There are parties and there are parties.... |
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| 2009-03-20 |
Make Money Or Die |
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So I was watching the news on... |
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| 2009-03-10 |
Ann Coulter Dumped Me |
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So if anyone cares, it didn’t go real... |
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| 2009-03-03 |
GOP's Drug Kingpin |
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Rush Limbaugh has to be the... |
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| 2009-02-25 |
Three America's |
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So how messed up is this country... |
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| 2009-02-18 |
I'm In Love WIth Ann Coulter |
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I should say right up front I... |
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| 2009-02-11 |
A-Rod's Closet |
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I had a friend of a friend of a friend... |
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| 2009-02-04 |
Michael Phelps |
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It’s fun to be famous but not fun to... |
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| 2009-01-27 |
It's On! |
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I used to think I was kinda street... |
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| 2009-01-15 |
Goodbye George |
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Saying so long to someone can be a bitch.... |
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| 2009-01-06 |
Hannity & Himself |
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I know I shouldn’t waste my time even... |
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| 2008-12-31 |
Good & Bad List Of 2008 |
| |
2008 GOOD/BAD LIST... |
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| 2008-12-16 |
Holiday Blues |
| |
Am I the only human that’s not into... |
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| 2008-12-10 |
I Wanna Bailout Too! |
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I really, really, really need one of... |
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| 2008-12-01 |
The Obama Recession? |
| | I was at the barber shop yesterday and... |
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| 2008-11-24 |
The Twilight Movie |
| | Don’t laugh ok? I know how much shit I’m... |
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| 2008-11-21 |
Mail Call |
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Since I’ve been getting a butt... |
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| 2008-11-18 |
Is Tom Cruise Gay? |
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... |
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| 2008-11-12 |
Vampire City |
| |
I’m thinking vampires right now are... |
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| 2008-11-05 |
Blue TKO's Red |
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I still cannot totally believe... |
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| 2008-11-01 |
I'm Scared! |
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I don’t have much time here. I have... |
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| 2008-10-27 |
Political Ads Suck |
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The time has finally come and in a... |
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| 2008-10-21 |
Why Do I Pee So Much? |
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I don’t know if this is a problem for... |
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| 2008-10-14 |
Angry (White) Republicans |
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One of my favorite things to do is get really,... |
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| 2008-10-08 |
Where's My Parachute? |
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I don’t even know what one of those... |
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| 2008-10-03 |
Palin Won? |
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The next time I sit down and watch another... |
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| 2008-09-23 |
McCain's Got 13 Cars? |
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Man, how cool would it be to have like... |
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| 2008-09-16 |
President McCain |
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I’ve been sick for the last week and... |
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| 2008-09-09 |
The Republican Convention |
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I just saw that republican convention... |
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| 2008-09-02 |
McCain's Side Kick |
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Have you ever had a buddy bring a... |
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| 2008-08-26 |
Hillary Voters |
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So I’m sitting at the barber shop and... |
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| 2008-08-15 |
Limbaugh's BJ |
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I was visiting my... |
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| 2008-08-11 |
Hannity's America? |
| |
... |
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| 2008-08-04 |
Britney+Paris=Barack? |
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This last week was a real trip... |
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| 2008-07-29 |
The Two Coreys |
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There’s tv and there’s tv. I know... |
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| 2008-07-24 |
In Obama We Trust |
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I think I should say my bad right... |
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| 2008-07-17 |
My ipod |
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It might be the neatest toy I’ve ever... |
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| 2008-07-10 |
Obama's Flop Flipping |
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I’m hearing on all the talking... |
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| 2008-07-03 |
Fourth of July |
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My third favorite holiday after Ground... |
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| 2008-06-23 |
Obama's Got F*** You Money! |
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It’s good that I watched Hannity’s America... |
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| 2008-06-19 |
No Ring For Kobe |
| |
Was I the only very, very, very... |
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| 2008-06-10 |
Obama's Terrorist Fist Bump |
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I just saw on FOX NEWS Barack Obama is... |
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| 2008-06-03 |
Sexy In A City |
| |
Man I gotta tell you, every female I... |
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| 2008-05-27 |
McCain's Sort Of GI Bill |
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I saw that really white older guy running... |
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| 2008-05-22 |
Hard Working White People |
| |
It just keeps slapping all the smarty... |
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| 2008-05-15 |
Limbaugh's Operation Chaos |
| |
I guess everyone knows about this “operation... |
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| 2008-05-09 |
Why Should Hillary Quit? |
| |
Is it just me or does it seem a bit... |
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| 2008-05-05 |
My eHarmony Date |
| |
I never thought I would like be such... |
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| 2008-04-29 |
Alan Colmes - Part 1 |
| |
I used to have a little buddy that reminds... |
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| 2008-04-22 |
Guns & God |
| | It was weird watching that Fastball show... |
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| 2008-04-14 |
The Torture Gang |
| |
I was at my barber shop yesterday... |
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| 2008-04-04 |
Blondes On FOX NEWS |
| | Now I know some of you out there think I’m... |
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| 2008-04-01 |
Jonas Brothers |
| | I had a talk with this teenage girl who... |
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| 2008-03-25 |
FOX NEWS & The KKK |
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I guess there’s something for everyone... |
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| 2008-03-19 |
Money Problems |
| | I woke up this morning and the tv in my... |
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| 2008-03-14 |
Hillary's Dream Ticket |
| |
Is it me or does it seem like that Hillary... |
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| 2008-03-07 |
Obama's Not Home! |
| |
I guess that Hillary lady who is running... |
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| 2008-03-03 |
Roger Clemens |
| |
I’m not the world’s biggest sports fan... |
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| 2008-02-26 |
"My Friends" |
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It’s a good thing to have friends.... |
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| 2008-02-13 |
"At The End Of The Day" |
| |
I guess everyone has a few sayings that... |
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| 2008-02-04 |
Rush Limbaugh's Head Explodes |
| | I guess that big fat gas bag Rush Limbaugh... |
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| 2008-02-01 |
John Edwards |
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I’ve been bummed out the last few... |
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| 2008-01-22 |
Clinton Ain't Black! |
| |
The other day I saw Barack Obama... |
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| 2008-01-15 |
Bush & Cheney Won't Leave! |
| |
I had this really, really bad dream last... |
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| 2008-01-10 |
Obama or Clinton? |
| |
I guess there’s an election going on... |
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| 2007-12-30 |
More New Years Resolutions |
| |
I sorta do this every year. It makes... |
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| 2007-12-18 |
Christmas |
| |
Some people think Christmas is the... |
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| 2007-12-07 |
Now Who Can We Bomb? |
| |
Talk about a letdown? Who are we supposed... |
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| 2007-11-28 |
My Visit To The Casino |
| |
Two days ago I went to the casino... |
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| 2007-11-16 |
I Don't LikeThanksgiving |
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I don’t like Thanksgiving. All I remember... |
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| 2007-11-05 |
The End Of The World |
| |
I found this Readers Digest... |
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| 2007-10-25 |
Blackwater Dudes |
| |
A funny thing happened to me this week.... |
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| 2007-10-19 |
Hillary & Carrots |
| |
I heard Hillary, the lady running for... |
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| 2007-10-10 |
Springsteen Is Un American? |
| |
Tuned into Bill O’Reilly’s cable show the... |
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| 2007-10-02 |
Ann Coulter Wants A Fat Something |
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I was reading the paper the other... |
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| 2007-09-23 |
Ear Phones |
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I don’t know what they call these things.... |
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| 2007-09-13 |
RIght Wing Brains |
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Don’t know about you but I read the newspaper... |
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| 2007-09-09 |
Justin Timberlake |
| |
I’m feeling sort of good now that Justin... |
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| 2007-09-05 |
Larry Craig |
| |
I know everyone is now making... |
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| 2007-08-30 |
Michael Vick |
| |
Ok, I know the world has pretty much... |
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| 2007-08-19 |
My Little Problem |
| |
Recently I’ve been told I have a little... |
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| 2007-08-14 |
Bush's Brain Splits |
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I sure wish I had a dude like this guy... |
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| 2007-08-05 |
Rupert Murdoch |
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I think about everyone in the world... |
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| 2007-07-31 |
John From Cincinnati |
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I know it seems like all I talk... |
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| 2007-07-28 |
David Beckham |
| | Been watching a ton of the ESPN this month... |
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| 2007-07-21 |
Hillary In Charge |
| |
I saw on that cable tv show fastball we... |
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| 2007-07-17 |
Back From Vacation |
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I decided to take sort of a vacation.... |
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| 2007-07-06 |
No Soap For Scooter |
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I guess Scooter can drop the soap in his... |
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| 2007-06-26 |
King Of The World |
| |
I saw on the news today that Cheney is... |
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| 2007-06-19 |
Too Many Cards |
| | Hey, this just hit me today. Do you feel... |
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| 2007-06-12 |
Paris In The Pokey |
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It must be that time of the year when... |
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| 2007-06-07 |
Hard Time For Scooter |
| |
I heard today that Scooter Libby, the... |
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| 2007-06-04 |
Worst Than The Worst? |
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I sorta thought it was a no brainer that... |
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| 2007-05-31 |
Worst President Ever? |
| |
I heard from a buddy that some people... |
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| 2007-05-25 |
Kevin Durant Time! |
| |
These last few days I’ve sorta been kinda... |
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| 2007-05-15 |
No Mitt Romney For Me |
| | I have been seeing this dude running for president... |
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| 2007-05-04 |
$400 Haircuts? |
| |
I was at my barbershop yesterday,... |
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| 2007-05-01 |
Hangin With Daniel Baldwin |
| |
A funny thing happened after I was... |
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| 2007-04-24 |
Is Chuck Woolery The Messiah? |
| |
If you’ve read my stuff you know that... |
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| 2007-04-18 |
Hospital Visit |
| | I was not feeling real good last night so... |
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| 2007-04-12 |
The Older Lady |
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I met this lady yesterday and I don’t... |
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| 2007-04-10 |
Imus All The Time |
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Since it’s been raining the last few... |
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| 2007-04-07 |
The Funeral |
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Most of the time I don’t dig it... |
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| 2007-03-30 |
MC Rove Throws Down |
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I don’t know for sure what the scariest... |
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| 2007-03-26 |
Oh Boy Alberto! |
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I’m no lawyer but I do watch that show... |
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| 2007-03-19 |
4 Years Old Today! |
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I read that today is the birthday of... |
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| 2007-03-14 |
Chuck Woolery |
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It hit me last night. Right after I killed... |
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| 2007-03-02 |
My Tattoo |
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I’ve been thinking about this tattoo... |
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| 2007-02-26 |
Turf War |
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I guess it’s on. There’s no stopping it... |
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| 2007-02-19 |
FOX NEWS Is Funny? |
| |
So I was up for something funny on cable. They... |
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| 2007-02-12 |
Scooter |
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This dude on the news... |
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| 2007-02-05 |
Prince Is God |
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I sorta didn’t care who won the super bowl... |
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| 2007-01-24 |
Girls Rule |
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I guess it might be a big deal if a... |
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| 2007-01-19 |
Maybe Tomorrow |
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I really sorta wanted to write something... |
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| 2007-01-17 |
False Idols |
| |
I know most people think they... |
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| 2007-01-13 |
Surge This! |
| |
It’s an old trick. You call something... |
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| 2007-01-09 |
Bad Blood |
| |
I’ve been watching a ton of cable tv... |
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|
| 2007-01-01 |
New Years Resolutions ??? |
| |
All I heard at the donut shop this morning... |
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| 2006-12-25 |
Holiday Bleatings |
| |
Merry Christmas? What the hell does that... |
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| 2006-12-19 |
Tears For What? |
| |
I saw miss USA on tv this morning.... |
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| 2006-12-14 |
My Pen Pal |
| |
I now have a pen pal. His name is... |
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| 2006-12-11 |
Iraq Study Groupies |
| |
What’s up with... |
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| 2006-12-06 |
My Bald Spot |
| |
It just sort of snuck up on me. Like... |
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| 2006-12-04 |
It's On! |
| |
At the Dunkin Donuts near by building... |
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| 2006-11-24 |
Black Friday |
| |
If I had any spare cash... |
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| 2006-11-15 |
Creepy Commercials |
| |
Now that I’m watching a lot of tv these... |
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| 2006-11-09 |
Stop The Course |
| | I guess America has spoken and they don’t... |
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| 2006-11-05 |
My Bad |
| |
I’m feeling sort of bad. I didn’t... |
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| 2006-10-29 |
Running For Office Ads |
| | Boy are there a lot of ads on tv for guys... |
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| 2006-10-26 |
Adopt Me! |
| |
I sure have been reading a lot of stories... |
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| 2006-10-17 |
Hot Talk |
| |
I sort of quit listening to am radio when... |
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| 2006-10-09 |
I Need My Keith Olberman |
| |
I am now what they call a cable news junkie.... |
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| 2006-10-04 |
Republicans Need Love Too |
| |
So what’s all the fuss about this congress... |
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| 2006-09-27 |
Do You Feel Safe? |
| |
I think I feel safer now. How about you?... |
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| 2006-09-25 |
Torture? What Torture? |
| |
I just don’t get this big hassle Bush is having... |
| |
|
| 2006-09-08 |
Fantasy Football Rules! |
| |
... |
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|
| 2006-08-27 |
"It Never Happened Pill" |
| |
Some guy today was talking about this... |
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| 2006-08-12 |
Shawn Hannity is not gay! |
| |
Ok, I know I said I don’t... |
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| 2006-08-02 |
Ann Coulter Is A Dude? |
| |
I am seeing this really meth/skinny blonde... |
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| 2006-07-03 |
Footbowl?? |
| |
I think over there they call it footbowl.... |
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| 2006-06-02 |
He Said He's Sorry |
| |
I saw him say he was sorry. When I was... |
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| 2006-05-18 |
Is Anyone Listening? |
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If I had a phone I would be really pissed... |
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| 2006-04-25 |
Got Gas?? |
| |
Cuz I could use some right now because the... |
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| 2006-04-16 |
How Do You Dump A Girlfriend? |
| |
Okay, I guess this was another one of... |
| |
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| 2006-03-20 |
I Need A Girlfriend |
| | I really need a girlfriend. Like really. It’s... |
| |
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| 2006-03-10 |
The Real Anti-Christ |
| | Don’t know if you are like religious or anything.... |
| |
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| 2006-02-13 |
Cartoon Rumble |
| | I’ve been reading stuff about cartoon’s making... |
| |
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| 2006-01-21 |
Dick Is A Dick! |
| | WHEN IS A DICK NOT A DICK? WE HAD TO DEAL... |
| |
|
| 2005-11-03 |
America’s Biggest Loser |
| | I don’t want to get picky here but who died and... |
| |
|
| 2005-10-03 |
Passwords/Pin Numbers |
| | Enough already! I can't take it anymore.... |
| |
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| 2005-09-29 |
Why is TV so crappy? |
| | Why is to so crappy? Not stuff on cable but... |
| |
|
| 2005-09-16 |
My Blog Is Better Than Yours |
| |
I had no idea how big this blog thing... |
| |
|
| 2005-09-10 |
MY Vice President |
| | I'm feeling better today. I saw My Vice President... |
| |
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| 2005-09-06 |
It's Not My Fault |
| | I sit here watching my 12 inch black & white,... |
| |
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| 2004-08-15 |
Mike Moore |
| | I just got back from the movies. My nephew chucky... |
| |
|
| 2002-09-10 |
Elvis is Dead |
| | My dog died. His name was Elvis. He was my best... |
| |
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| 2002-04-29 |
Ozzy |
| | I just spliced a cable hook up from my upstairs... |
| |
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| 2002-02-06 |
I'm Back Again... |
| | Ok the last time you heard from me I said I was... |
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| 2001-06-12 |
I'm Back! |
| | I'm back! Ok it's like this, I sort of had this... |
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| 2001-02-27 |
M n M |
| | Never saw the Grammies before. Saw the Oscars... |
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| 2001-02-01 |
Spell Check |
| | I think you probably figured this out already.... |
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| 2000-12-15 |
The New Prez |
| | It's been a while since I've written. Just got... |
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| 2000-11-04 |
The New TV Season |
| | I like this time of year. Fall. Not just because... |
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| 2000-08-14 |
Joe Leeberman |
| | I watched the news sort of tonight and all they... |
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| 2000-07-17 |
Alan Gore |
| | I was watching TV last night, Smackdown just... |
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| 2000-06-09 |
Microsoft Lawsuit |
| | It's like someone dropped the big one. Boom.... |
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| 2000-04-13 |
The Cuban Pitcher |
| | Enough already. I am about to upchuck lunch,... |
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| 2000-03-14 |
George Bush Jr. |
| | Can't turn on the tube and surf up the dial without... |
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| 2000-02-29 |
Larry King |
| | I finally got cable in my own apartment this... |
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| 2000-02-15 |
The Sopranos |
| | It's supposed to be the best TV show in the history... |
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| 2000-02-01 |
Guys Running for Something |
| | They are starting again. Those ads for guys running... |
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| 2000-01-13 |
John Rocker |
| | This guy John Rocker has sure been in the news... |
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| 1999-12-30 |
Why I Hate Lists |
| | Ok, the new year is here. I am still breathing.... |
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| 1999-12-21 |
Music These Days |
| | Music sounds sort of sissy like these days. I... |
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| 1999-12-12 |
John McCain |
| | Ok, ok, it's not that anyone asked but I... |
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