Archive for September, 2006

Do You Feel Safe?

Posted: 27th September 2006 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I think I feel safer now. How about you? I watched President Bush tell me on tv we are safer and I gotta tell you, even though I can’t stand the dude, I slept a lot better last night. From what he said the guys from the sandy parts of the world hate us cuz […]

Torture? What Torture?

Posted: 25th September 2006 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I just don’t get this big hassle Bush is having about hanging foreigners upside down, underwater and from their thumbs. He just wants to make these people tell us stuff. I know I would say things people wanted to hear if I had jumper cables on my balls. I saw that McCain guy on tv […]

Fantasy Football Rules!

Posted: 8th September 2006 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Fantasy football is totally like hot dogs and apple pie. Not like fantasy soccer or fantasy cricket or fantasy curling. There is nothing more patriotic than putting up a couple hundred bucks and screaming at the tube for 16 weeks. And the neat thing is you end up rooting for people you hate on teams […]