Archive for December, 2006

Holiday Bleatings

Posted: 25th December 2006 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Merry Christmas? What the hell does that mean? You never hear someone say happy labor day or columbus day. If you’re still alive I guess it’s a merry day but it all seems like some grifter is cramming it all down my throat. Now don’t get me wrong, Christmas is a hell of a lot […]

Tears For What?

Posted: 19th December 2006 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I saw miss USA on tv this morning. She was really crying. I started crying too until I heard what she was crying about. I guess she had a few drinks, maybe did some blow, kissed a couple girls and ok, somebody on the internet said she killed like two people but they were just […]

My Pen Pal

Posted: 14th December 2006 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I now have a pen pal. His name is Vonzell and he is doing 20 to life. In a prison. I know a lot of people wouldn’t be into writing to a guy doing time for 2nd degree murder. You probably think I’m like those chicks who fall in love with all the serial killers. […]

Iraq Study Groupies

Posted: 11th December 2006 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

What’s up with all this I hear about this Iraq homework thing? I guess a bunch of old dudes got together over snacks and thought up some ideas about what the hell to do in that sandy part of the world. I don’t know if they pulled any all nighters like I used to in […]

My Bald Spot

Posted: 6th December 2006 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

It just sort of snuck up on me. Like ants when I’m eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich on the grass at the park. For a couple years I thought I saw something weird back there but wasn’t sure. I guess I may have been in what I think some people call denial. That’s […]

It’s On!

Posted: 4th December 2006 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

At the Dunkin Donuts near by building this morning I picked a sort of used newspaper, a little maple bar left behind, anyway, there was this story about all the people now thinking about running for president in 2008. Boy that seems so far away I don’t get what all the fuss is but I […]