Archive for March, 2007

MC Rove Throws Down

Posted: 30th March 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I don’t know for sure what the scariest thing I’ve seen in my life is but no lower than number 2 on the list had to be when I was sorta watching the news and that dude Karl Rove is up on the screen wrapping. It was harder to watch than a bleeding guy on […]

Oh Boy Alberto!

Posted: 26th March 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I’m no lawyer but I do watch that show that is on more than Hitler or sharks, I think it’s called Law and Order. So I know a thing or two about legal stuff and this dude that works for Bush is a real dumb shit. I guess his name is Alberto something. I’ve seen […]

4 Years Old Today!

Posted: 19th March 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I read that today is the birthday of that rumble in the sandy part of the world. It’s pretty hard to know what’s going on in Iraq, it depends on which cable channel you are watching. When I’m in the mood for a downer then I watch CNN or MSNBC. They show a lot of […]

Chuck Woolery

Posted: 14th March 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

It hit me last night. Right after I killed two bags of pork rinds and a big gulp. I missed him. Really missed him. No I’m not gay. At least I don’t think I am. I missed a guy who used to be really important to me. My good buddy Chuck Woolery. I watched Love […]

My Tattoo

Posted: 2nd March 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I’ve been thinking about this tattoo thing for about 12 years. Like the goatee thing, that took me about 9 years to decide on and by then even my paperboy had one. Since my grandma had a flamingo put on her ass at 79 I figure I got no chance of being on the cutting […]