Archive for April, 2007

Is Chuck Woolery The Messiah?

Posted: 24th April 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

If you’ve read my stuff you know that there is a dude who is my personal savior and I’m not ashamed to admit it. His name is Chuck Woolery and he is the coolest man on the face of the planet. I know there some out there who are haters but I know most guys […]

Hospital Visit

Posted: 18th April 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I was not feeling real good last night so I went to the hospital. It’s been a while since I’ve been in one. Like about 19 years. I mean I know a lot about these places cuz I watch a lot of tv. Except for lawyers and people figuring out murders most of the rest […]

The Older Lady

Posted: 12th April 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I met this lady yesterday and I don’t think I’ll be the same for a while. She was something else and I still don’t know her name. I met her at the bus stop and she asked me if I could help her move a love seat in her living room. We never did move […]

Imus All The Time

Posted: 10th April 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Since it’s been raining the last few days I’ve been sort of holed up in my apartment watching the tube 24/7. I had to take a break and do something else so I decided to write what you are now reading. And if you have seen my crap before you know I do dig my […]

The Funeral

Posted: 7th April 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Most of the time I don’t dig it when people die. It’s a downer and there’s not much of an up side to it. Yesterday I went to a funeral of a dude I knew. He lived in the upstairs apartment. We weren’t real tight but I would let him borrow my can opener a […]