Archive for May, 2007

Worst President Ever?

Posted: 31st May 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I heard from a buddy that some people are starting to call Bush the worst president in like, forever. The biggest fuck up in the history of this country. A total dumbshit. What took them so long? Didn’t anyone see this coming? I have a GED and I was all over that in 2000. I […]

Kevin Durant Time!

Posted: 25th May 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

These last few days I’ve sorta been kinda happy. Really, really, happy. Why? Did I finally seal the deal with Mindy, that lady down the hall at my apartment. The one with just two kids. No, she still won’t go out with me, something about my aftershave. I will keep after it but for now […]

Imus All The Time

Posted: 10th May 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Since it’s been raining the last few days I’ve been sort of holed up in my apartment watching the tube 24/7. I had to take a break and do something else so I decided to write what you are now reading. And if you have seen my crap before you know I do dig my […]

No Mitt Romney For Me

Posted: 5th May 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I have been seeing this dude running for president on tv again all the time and his name is really bugging me now. I mean every time I hear it I sort of start itching all over. The same thing used to happen whenever I would hear a Bon Jovi tune on the radio. The […]

$400 Haircuts?

Posted: 4th May 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I was at my barbershop yesterday, ok it’s not a real barbershop, a dude on the floor below me cuts hair for 5 bucks a pop but he tries to act like a real barber. He was trying to make conversation as he was giving me my usual buzz cut when he says that Edwards […]

Hangin’ With Daniel Baldwin

Posted: 1st May 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

A funny thing happened after I was leaving Mr. Woolery’s crib. When I was waiting at the Greyhound Bus station on my way out of Hollywood, California I actually met a real movie star. He wasn’t as big a star as Chuck or anything but he was like famous. You may have heard about him, […]