Archive for August, 2007

Michael Vick

Posted: 30th August 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Ok, I know the world has pretty much carved up the carcass of Michael Vick and is ready to move on to the next waste of human flesh. No such luck everybody now turns on say Ann Coulter or that freaking Maroon 5. No, even though people are pretty much done with Michael Vick until […]

My Little Problem

Posted: 19th August 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Recently I’ve been told I have a little problem. It was so secret I didn’t know myself I guess. Since I have cable and I watch a lot of tv I’ve been seeing these ads about this kind of problem for a long time but never really thought it had anything to do with me. […]

Bush’s Brain Splits

Posted: 14th August 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I sure wish I had a dude like this guy to be my brain. If I had Karl Rove telling me what to do I might have made it to a community college and been somebody today. A brain could have at least helped me fill out the paperwork to get into school. That was […]

Rupert Murdoch

Posted: 5th August 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I think about everyone in the world has heard of this dude. He even has a cartoon guy in the Simpsons that is supposed to be him, Mr. Burns. Right now I guess he owns about everything that deals with that word media. We’re talking tv, movies, newspapers, magazines, book companies, myspace and now that […]