Archive for October, 2007

Blackwater Dudes

Posted: 25th October 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

A funny thing happened to me this week. I was walking down the mall, looking for a new pair of hush puppy’s when this guy dressed in full camo and wearing really dark sunglasses walks up to me and asks if I wanted a job fighting those terrorists in that sandy part of the world. […]

Hillary & Carrots

Posted: 19th October 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I heard Hillary, the lady running for president is pissed off about all the tub of lards walking around in this country. She said today the average American tools around on his/her little rascal, snacks on deep fried Twinkies, pigs out on double whoppers and then hits the nearest all you can eat buffet before […]

Ann Coulter Wants A Fat Something

Posted: 12th October 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I was reading the paper the other day, yeah I stole my neighbors again, so sue me. Anyway, I read this story about how that he/she sorta hottie Ann Coulter is really pissed off that no one from that sandy part of the world has put out one of those fat somethings on him/her. I […]

Springsteen Is Un-American?

Posted: 10th October 2007 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Tuned into Bill O’Reilly’s cable show the other day and I found out something I had no clue about. I mean there’s still a couple things I don’t know about and now I know that Bruce Springsteen is like Un American. Is that a real word? Anyway, O’Reilly told us that the new CD from […]