Archive for February, 2008

“My Friends”

Posted: 26th February 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

It’s a good thing to have friends. It really helps when you have to move or when you die and you want a bunch of people to show up at your funeral. There’s nothing lamer than dying and having like 3 people drop by to watch them bury you. So I guess I should dig […]

“At The End Of The Day”

Posted: 13th February 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I guess everyone has a few sayings that get on their nerves. Right now for me it’s the “at the end of the day” line that’s about to make me go postal. I’ve had enough and I bet you have too. Not that I’m too good to use sayings myself. I use them every day. […]

Rush Limbaugh’s Head Explodes

Posted: 4th February 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I guess that big fat gas bag Rush Limbaugh is throwing a tantrum about John McCain being really popular right now. He’s way ahead of that Mitt dude in the primary thing, about to crush him and that makes El Rushbo totally pissed off. Why? Cuz he thinks McCain is a commie and would wreck […]

John Edwards

Posted: 1st February 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I’ve been bummed out the last few days. They guy I liked a lot who was running for president dropped out this week. His name is John Edwards. You may have heard of him. Or maybe not cuz he wasn’t real popular I guess. It seems that’s how this running for president thing works. You […]