Archive for April, 2008

Alan Colmes – Part 1

Posted: 29th April 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I used to have a little buddy that reminds me a lot of that Alan Colmes dude on FOX NEWS. His name was Dodger and he was a poodle. The family got him when our other dog Jiffy choked on a baseball. I was like 7 years old and they thought it was important that […]

Guns & God

Posted: 22nd April 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

It was weird watching that Fastball show last night and hearing this president thing going down between Obama and Hillary is going to come down to whether dudes like me are pissed off about everybody knowing we’re “bitter” and “cling” to stuff like guns and god after being screwed over by the man. I’d never […]

The Torture Gang

Posted: 14th April 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I was at my barber shop yesterday and a guy who was about to get a flat top told me that this made in America torture thing that was in the news so much in the last couple years was no screw up. I guess a bunch of Bush’s buddies got together in a secret […]

Blondes On FOX NEWS

Posted: 4th April 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Now I know some of you out there think I’m like a hater of the FOX NEWS cable channel and I want to say it’s just not true. I’m no white power kind of white guy but I do find myself tuned into them for like hours and hours. I’ve been thinking a lot about […]

Jonas Brothers

Posted: 1st April 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I had a talk with this teenage girl who lives in my apartment this week. I think her name is Nicole. She’s a nice girl who looks me in the eye and says hi whenever I see her in the hallway. Since most of the kids in my building are a bunch of snotty monsters […]