Archive for August, 2008

Hillary Voters

Posted: 26th August 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

So I’m sitting at the barber shop and waiting for my monthly hair cut. I’m kinda reading a magazine story about these polls where people tell strangers who they might vote for and I see that a butt load of Hillary Clinton’s peeps still won’t give it up. It said about 27% of her voters […]

Limbaugh’s BJ

Posted: 15th August 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I was visiting my buddy Calvin who works at a Jiffy Lube a few days ago. We go way back to high school where we shared a locker in the 10th grade. I like to stop and hang out with him while he works below the ground draining oil out of cars. Nobody knows I’m […]

Hannity’s America?

Posted: 11th August 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

How cool would it be to have a whole country be your own personal property? That is usually stuff that only Kings and Hitler have ever been able to pull off. I guess until now as this dude has done it but I’m not sure how it went down. All I know is my tv […]

Britney+Paris=Barack?

Posted: 4th August 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

This last week was a real trip if you watched the news on tv. I learned that Obama is now as cool as Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. I knew he was the shit but I never thought he was that big. It was weird that a dude like McCain would be telling everyone how […]