Archive for October, 2008

Political Ads Suck

Posted: 27th October 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

The time has finally come and in a couple days all those freaking tv ads about who to vote for will be over. Where have the car commercials gone? What about the Geico cavemen or even all the limp dick ads? For a hell of a long time all I’ve been hearing when I get […]

Why Do I Pee So Much?

Posted: 21st October 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I don’t know if this is a problem for anyone reading this but I’m getting sorta tired of spending most of my life in the bathroom. Since I’m not a doctor or even watch ER and Scrubs anymore I don’t have a clue as to why I pee all the time. I’m no teenager but […]

Angry (White) Republicans

Posted: 14th October 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

One of my favorite things to do is get really, really, really pissed off. It’s a blast cuz a person gets to say and do stuff that they would never do if they weren’t really, really, really pissed off. I guess there’s some kinda rule that let’s you get a pass if you can make […]

Where’s My Parachute?

Posted: 8th October 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I don’t even know what one of those CEO dudes do but I sure as hell want to be one someday. Hopefully real soon. Man I read in this Time magazine I sorta borrowed from my downstairs neighbor (he must be rich or something too cuz he gets so many damn magazines) and it was […]

Palin Won?

Posted: 3rd October 2008 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

The next time I sit down and watch another boring debate I will have the rules in front of my face. It’s really hard to keep score when you don’t know how many points someone gets when they bust the other person with a snappy saying about how to handle the bad guys in that […]