Archive for February, 2009

Three America’s

Posted: 25th February 2009 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

So how messed up is this country right now? Is it me or do other people seem like they’re watching a totally different movie than you? I kinda know a little bit about the first time this went down, when people wore like blue and gray. Since I’m into mostly black I hope I don’t […]

I’m In Love With Ann Coulter

Posted: 18th February 2009 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I should say right up front I don’t have a girlfriend or wife so I can’t use that Ashley Madison place where you can cheat legally or at least without a lot of hassle. No, I’m one of those single losers who spends a lot of time on the computer looking at women he will […]

A-Rod’s Closet

Posted: 11th February 2009 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I had a friend of a friend of a friend who knew some babe that went out with A-Rod when he was playing in Seattle. I should probably say up front this is no lie. It was during the time he said he only took Flintstone chewables. I guess this chick didn’t say anything about […]

Michael Phelps

Posted: 4th February 2009 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

It’s fun to be famous but not fun to be famous and get your picture in the paper holding a bong. I may not be famous but I know that must be a bummer cuz your second grade teacher who called you “a little shit” or your middle school basketball coach who never played you […]