Archive for March, 2009

Tea Bag Party Anyone?

Posted: 27th March 2009 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

There are parties and there are parties. I’ve been to like a ton of weak parties but at least most of them have free beer or something that’s worth leaving your apartment for. This new kind of party that the dweebs on FOX NEWS keep talking about seems flat out too weird for even me. […]

Make Money Or Die

Posted: 20th March 2009 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

So I was watching the news on tv the other night and this senator from like Iowa came on, I think his name was Grass-something and he threw down like a real gangsta straight outa Compton. I mean the guy said all the dudes at that AIG company, you know the dumbshit’s that lost a […]

Ann Coulter Dumped Me

Posted: 10th March 2009 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

So if anyone cares, it didn’t go real well with Ann Coulter. She may look like a really, really, really hot bulimic he/she but on the inside I think she’s not very nice. Ok, I know most people besides me and maybe a couple Neo Nazi’s already knew this but sometimes love can make you […]

GOP’s Drug Kingpin

Posted: 3rd March 2009 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

Rush Limbaugh has to be the first ex (?) junkie to ever be the head cheese of a political party in this country. Do you remember when drug war vets like him would be spit on and thought of as scum but times sure have changed. What a great country we live in huh? I […]