Archive for January, 2010

Rush Limbaugh’s Tail

Posted: 18th January 2010 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

I’ve been wondering for like a bunch of years why Rush Limbaugh was, well not a real nice guy and now I finally learned the answer. After I found out the reason it made it a lot easier to understand why he always seems to be having a bad day. I was at the library […]

My Ex-Girlfriend

Posted: 14th January 2010 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

So if I’m such a disgusting waste of human flesh why did she go out with me for almost 2 years? Even if I was like filler material between hotter boy friends that’s a pretty long time for someone just hanging around don’t cha think? Yeah, I guess I did sorta think things were ok. […]

2010

Posted: 1st January 2010 by Spike Jensen in Uncategorized

So 2009 was not one of my favorite years. Ok, it was better than 1993 even with Poison’s killer album Native Tongue. I still have my orange spandex pants that I wore to one of their concerts. It doesn’t fit good anymore but I keep it in my closet. Sometimes I pull it out and […]